Name: All The Stockings (Blink 182 Parody)
Duration: P00H02M49S
Description: What if Blink 182's "All The Small Things" was a Christmas song? Well, we have answered the question literally no one asked. Enjoy this parody.

All The Stockings (Blink 182 Parody)

by Jingle Punx

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What if Blink 182's "All The Small Things" was a Christmas song? Well, we have answered the question literally no one asked. Enjoy this parody.

lyrics

all the stockings
filled with small things
not wrapped, and tiny
things like hard candy

I checked the list
you're good you get gifts
you're bad keep waiting
coal-miserating

reindeer they pull
leave the north pole
fly through the snow
christmas-time go

egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog
egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog
egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog
egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog

slide down, chimney
fat gifts, I'll give ye
you leave me cookies by the stairs
surprises let me know you care

reindeer they pull
leave the north pole
fly through the snow
christmas-time go

egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog
egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog
egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog
egg nog nuh nog nuh nog nuh nug nog nog

reindeer they pull
leave the north pole
fly through the snow
christmas-time go

i park my sleigh
reindeer in hay
next year I'll show
even in snow

reindeer they pull
leave the north pole
fly through the snow
christmas-time go

i park my sleigh
reindeer in hay
next year I'll show
next year I'll go
even in snow

credits

released November 27, 2023
Doug: Guitar and Vocals
Eric: Vocals and Bass
Steve: Drums
Mike: Keys
Vicki: Artwork

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