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What can we say? FUCK TRUMP! Mildly NSFW. #trumpisanidiot #notmypresident
You’re a letcher, Mr. Trump,
You’re a trashy, washy, tramp,
Ladies do not like you, you have the charm of menstrual cramps Mr. Trump,
If you were the last man on earth, and women had the choice between humping you or humping a light fixture they would most certainly…
learn to hump LAMP!
Microphallus Mr. Trump.
Your motives are just as small.
Yer obsessed with illegal immigrants ,you think they’ll build your wall. Mr. Trump.
You are a vile, tiny handed, ass faced, political hack sycophant,
with tiny blue balls!
Ni Hao bastard, Mr. Trump,
Your trade ideas all suck,
You can raise incoming tariffs, and watch your machinery rust, Mr. Trump,
You have the complexion of a diseased fat rotten orange in a bad suit with a
thick smegma crust!!!
Nostrovia!, Mr. Trump,
Yes, Putin must be thrilled
With his army of russian hackers, leaving your power lust fulfilled, Mr. Trump,
I suppose it doesn't matter to you how you got elected just as long as the oligarchs can go to the arctic and...
DRILL BABY DRILL!
You’re a blumpkin, Mr. Trump,
As vile as eons are long,
You have a living breathing comb over, you have a tiny flaccid dong, Mr. Trump,
The people you attract are the meanest collection of white extremists, neo nazis and big fat scooter riding,
angry white throngs
You’re so cunty, Mr. Trump,
You're a lying, petty, twit,
Your head is full of stupid, your soul is full of shit, Mr. trump,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, Stank, Fuck"!
released December 19, 2016
All of The Jingle Punx had a blast arranging and recording this all in one day. Thanks to Jason for use of his studio!